Capricorn (22 Dec-19 Jan)
I'm sure your cat is wonderful
company, Capricorn, but you're beginning to sound like your Mother.
Stop smothering the poor little fluff ball, it doesn't need to be
supervised all of the time, cats are actually quite independent.
Find something else to occupy your time, I'm sure there's another
kind of cat that would rather have your attention... If you get my
drift. So direct your advances at your lovely lady, just remember
to lock your feline friend out of the room first.