You know what they say Aries. Tidy house, tidy mind.
But who exactly are 'they'? And what right do they have to comment
on your state of living? Well none really, but rather than hiding
behind your stubbornness take note. You know they're right, your
home is a shambles and as soon as you get that in order your mind
is likely to follow. Get to it!
So, Taurus, what's the view like up there from the
moral high-ground? It's all well and good passing comment on the
actions of others (God knows most of us do) but is it really fair?
Your word isn't the law and you're beginning to annoy a few people
with your snarky and unfiltered comments. Just take my advice and
bring yourself down a peg or two? You'll thank me later.
You may like the finer things in life, Gemini, but do
you really have the means to support it? Fine wining, fine dining
and keeping a fine woman all come at a cost, one that's making your
wallet creak as of late, so why not take it a little easy on the
old plastic? I'm all for having a good time, but I'm sure your lady
wouldn't mind a Maccy D's and a can of cider every now and
Why're you so afraid of showing your softer side,
Cancer? There's nothing to be scared of! Everyone likes a bit of
tenderness every now and again, so why not put those barriers down
(even if it's just for one night) and show some emotion? A brick
wall is no fun to talk to, and even less fun to be affectionate
with. No-one's going to think any less of you so why not give it a
Feeling a little tense, Leo? Things have been a bit
stressful for you lately, so that twitchy eye is well justified.
But isn't it about time you found an outlet for your angst? Some
candles and a bath? The gym? Or physical exercise of another
variety? Whatever you fancy, just make sure you unwind and rid
yourself of some of those knots. You deserve it.
Rose tinted glasses working for you there, Virgo?
Let's just hope that when you've removed them and are seeing things
in the clear light of day that you still feel the same. You can
only view things as 'just peachy' for a certain time before they
start becoming less than desirable, so try to prolong the good
stuff before the rot starts to set in...
As Marilyn Monroe once said - if they can't deal with
you at your worst, they sure as hell don't deserve you at your best
Libra. So that special someone has legged it as soon as things
became bad, and now that you're in a good place they want to know
you again? I suggest that you give them the V's and hold your head
high. You're better than that.
Loneliness has crept up on you lately hasn't it,
Scorpio? Your pet of choice no longer filling the void? Your
plastic friend no longer doing it for you in the bedroom? Well I'd
say that it's about time you got yourself out there amongst, shock
horror, people! Yes, the general public. And who knows, there might
even be a best friend in it for you, or even a lover...
Cat got your tongue, Sagittarius? C'mon, enough of
the cat/tongue lesbian related jokes - I mean it - why can't you
say what you mean? There's a lot to be said for honesty in certain
situations and I'm sure that your loved ones will appreciate it. So
why not dig deep and find some courage, all it takes is a few words
and a massive weight will be lifted!
Got a chip on your shoulder, Capricorn? What's the
matter with you lately? You used to be such a cheerful soul and it
seems that recently you've been holding some kind of grudge. Yet,
as things seem to be these days, you haven't spoken to anyone about
what's bothering you. Why not bite the bullet and go for it? You'll
be less pissed off!
Feeling a little un-cultured lately Aquarius? Well,
rather than sitting at home watching realms and realms of Netflix
programmes why not get out and about? See some sights? I'm sure
that you have a museum/library/theatre/weird class of some sort
locally, so surely it's worth a go? Even if you don't learn
anything new, you can certainly say that you tried.
Feeling like you're falling at every hurdle, Pisces?
Things don't always fall into place straight away you know, some
things take a bit of hard graft and fighting for - but you're no
stranger to that, are you? So puff out your chest, hold your chin
high and plough on through, no doubt it'll be a long, hard slog,
but you'll get there in the end. A bit battered and bruised, but
you'll do it.