Cancer (22 Jun-22 Jul)
Ok Scrooge, that's enough moaning.
I'm afraid that Christmas is here Cancer, and no
matter how much you grumble about Christmas songs in
every shop, or the gaudy decorations in every town centre, or the
intrusive experience of standing nose to shoulder with another
shopper as you grapple for some brandy snaps - it is
not going anywhere. So I'm afraid, my non-festive friend, that
you're just going to have to deal with it. Or, alternatively,
you could take the bull by the horns and follow in
Ebeneezer's footsteps... if you can't
beat 'em, join 'em. You wouldn't go as far as
sporting the staple reindeer horns or Santa hat, but
what's wrong with dipping your hand in the Celebrations
or heating up some mulled wine? C'mon, get in the spirit,
you'll only be missing out otherwise!