There are endless cliches one could throw at you,
Aries, but you know what you need to do. It's about time you dug
deep and grew some metaphorical balls. There is always a way
through, and my god with the amount you've been through in your
life, hell knows you can find a way. Just pull yourself together,
straighten out that shirt and jump to it! You'll be back on top in
Finding yourself at the centre of lesbi-gossip
lately, Taurus? We all know that rumours can cause problems, but
why make a fuss about it? If people are talking about you at least
everyone will know your name, just through that pretty little head
of yours back and laugh in the face of those trying to slander your
name. You're better than that!
Feel like you've been dragged through a hedge
backwards, Gemini? It's not your fault that you've had so much
going on. Christ, you've hardly had time to blink, let alone gather
your shit together. Just take a moment to recuperate, don't let
yourself run on empty, that's when things start to go downhill my
friend, pamper yourself and just have some 'me time'.
Everyone likes a challenge, Cancer, but there's
absolutely no need to be so cocky about it! Sure, a wager on an arm
wrestle or getting a lady's number is all in good jest, but when
you begin challenging everyone about everything... It's just a bit
full on. Winning is fun too, but being a sore loser just makes you
look ridiculous, chill out and accept a loss once in a
Feeling a little under the weather lately Leo? You
poor thing, why don't you snuggle down with some blankets, good
telly (with even better eye candy), lots of snacks and let your
loved ones look after you? Don't let that lion-like pride get in
the way, drop your guard and let someone look after you. You're
allowed to relax you know, everyone is! Get well soon!
Woahhh, take it easy Virgo! You're not normally this
quick to fly off the handle, so what's eating you? A problem shared
is a problem halved you know, so instead of biting your friends
heads off, why don't you try speaking to them eh? Don't let things
rattle your cage so easily, not everyone is out to get you, smile
and take some advice from your loved ones.
Hold that head high Libra, you have nothing to be
ashamed of - although it might feel that you've done something
wrong, you need to have pride in your decisions. Did you see any of
our favourite lesbians hanging their heads? Shane never did, nor
Alex or Frankie, so keep going and don't listen to the crap people
are throwing at you - you're stronger than that.
Love? Ha! You might turn your nose up, Scorpio, but
you need to take notice of your feelings. That warm fuzzy feeling
isn't hunger or trapped wind, you might actually be feeling a
little sentimental, that lovely woman might actually be getting to
you. So why shy away from it? Jump in and go with it, what's the
worst that could happen?
What, pray tell, Sagittarius, are you doing? I don't
think this plan (probably hatched intoxicated at 3am) is going to
be any good, but I'm not going to stop you. Your hard headed-ness
is making your friends reluctant to question your actions so just
beware, if things screw up they're unlikely to be there for you -
you've made your bed I'm afraid...
Excuse me, Capricorn, but I think your liver's trying
to tell you something. The last few nights, hazy nights I hasten to
add, have been a massive and expensive blur so why don't you take
it easy? Your body is craving your old friend H2O and it'd be nice
if you could succumb to your body's wishes. Not only that, but I'm
sure your plastic could do with a rest too...
Take note, Aquarius, you can't go around treating
people like that. It's not massively fair is it? So you think of
yourself as a bit of a lothario? A charmer? Well, even the best of
the best have a little bit of heart, a conscience even. I'm all for
having fun - whatever that fun may entail - but take it easy on the
old emotions there. Otherwise you'll be the one in the
Big changes are coming, Pisces, but that's nothing to
shy away from! You're no stranger to things changing in your life
(sometimes not for the better) but this time feels different right?
So don't be down, whack a big ole smile on your face and look
forward to it all - it might be different, but my god it's been a
long time coming. Get excited, it's your time!