Aries (21 Mar-19 Apr)
Have you ever considered, Aries,
that it is not love that you are falling in and out of, but lust?
If you find yourself drawn to the physical aspects of a lovely lady
more than her personal qualities, then I suggest that you, my
friend, are a serial sex fiend. You may profess to be a Casanova in
the world of romance, but I'd say that you're no different to our
favourite heartbreaker Ms McCutcheon - why don't you give it a shot,
you know, monogamy? It might do you some good to focus on the many
lovely things about your lady, rather than the lovely things about
many ladies. Try falling out of lust and in love for once, it's
good for the soul, trust me.