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DIVA Horoscopes

Aries (21 Mar-19 Apr)

Found yourself suddenly cooing over babies, Aries? Finding it hard to step away from the tiny converse and found yourself exclaiming to your friends 'oh my god have you seen these little socks?!' Your cat is getting sick of being mauled, cuddles and swaddled in a blanket like a tiny person, so step away from the kitty and get a grip. Broody-ness comes to most women, just y'know, deal with it in a better way? 

 

 

 

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Taurus (20 Apr-20 May)

Got bills coming out of every orifice, Taurus? It seems that you're ignoring them and hoping that they turn out for the best. Tipping money down the drain on a night out or spending spree is all well and good, but in the cold light of day you can be sure that you'll regret it - especially when you're sitting there with no electricity. Take five minutes to sit down with a coffee and plough through your finances, you'll feel better at the end of it all. 

 

 

 

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Gemini (21 May-21 Jun)

Someone call the fashion police, please! Gemini, it's about time you sorted your wardrobe out. It's all very well and good budgeting and going for the 'vintage' look, but when your clothes have holes as big as your fist and there's more flesh on show than you intended - it's either time to treat yourself to some new clothes, or indulge in a spot of sewing. You're allowed to look your best, and I think it's about time you left the bomber jacket and shell suit in the 90s.

 

 

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Cancer (22 Jun-22 Jul)

As you've no doubt heard a million times before, Cancer, time is a healer. But that doesn't mean you can sit staring at your watch awaiting peace and tranquility- you might need to actively seek those things out. Allow yourself to feel things; emotion, yourself, others (take that as you will)... Just find something to keep your mind busy, whatever that may be, you'll get there in the end. 

 

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Leo (23 Jul-22 Aug)

Happy, Leo? Yes? Are you sure? I think you should tell your face that. We all have a 'resting face' and unfortunately it seems that you look upset, so if there's nothing wrong then cheer up! No-one likes looking at a face like a slapped arse, and we all know how wonderful you can look with a smile on your face. It wouldn't go amiss for the old love life either, a smile says a thousand words after all. 

 

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Virgo (23 Aug-22 Sep)

Feeling at a bit of a loss for something to do, Virgo? So the weather is just being to draw in, the nights are darker earlier and the days seem that little bit shorter, but that's not to say that you can't get out there and do things with your time! Grab some friends together and go out - stop using the weather as an excuse for your laziness - get out there and do things! 

 

 

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Libra (23 Sep-23 Oct)

A bit of indulgence goes a long way, Libra, I think it's about time your treated yourself, don't you? A bubble bath is amazing to de-stress, and even better when shared. Or treat yourself to a massage? We all know that those are MUCH better when shared. An early night will do you the world of good, if you can refrain from bed time activities... but then there's always the morning for that sort of thing... isn't there ;) 

 

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Scorpio (24 Oct-21 Nov)

Ooooh someone's got a chip on their shoulder this month, Scorpio, what's annoyed you?! You just can't seem to let things go, can you? It's all very well harbouring a grudge but when that's all you can focus on, it becomes a problem. While you're letting that feeling fizz away inside you, that chip is becoming fried - so just brush it off and get over it. Do yourself a favour. 

 

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Sagittarius (22 Nov-21 Dec)

Now that Christmas is just around the corner, Sagittarius, the Scrooge in you is beginning to resurface. You find yourself tutting at the cards and decs appearing in the shops already and moan to your friends that Halloween hasn't already been yet! Rather than moaning, why not just let everyone get on with it. It's not affecting you - and if you can't beat 'em, you can always join them! 

 

 

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Capricorn (22 Dec-19 Jan)

Finding that time is running away with you, Capricorn? You seem to have blinked and we're nearing the end of September already - a few more wrinkles on your face and that ache in your back suggest that time is indeed going faster and you are, indeed, getting older. But let's face it, you're not old, so make the most of what you've got. Do things with your time and spend it with those you love. 

 

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Aquarius (20 Jan-18 Feb)

Found yourself up the creek without a paddle once again, Aquarius? You always seem to get yourself into some kind of mischief don't you, often with dire consequences, and it's time you stopped and thought about your actions. You can't rely on your friends to bail you out at every opportunity, they're running out of patience and, if your honest, your conscience is tapping you disapprovingly on your shoulder...  

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Pisces (19 Feb-20 Mar)

Feeling like you're being pulled from every limb lately, Pisces? You don't know if you're coming, going, leaving or never been - but one thing's for sure, you need to make your own mind up. Don't listen to your lovely lady, your friends or your family, choose what's best for you - if you don't, you'll find yourself stuck in a situation that you're not happy in. No-one wants to live with a misery guts, do they? 

 

 

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