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DIVA Horoscopes

Aries (21 Mar-19 Apr)

There are endless cliches one could throw at you, Aries, but you know what you need to do. It's about time you dug deep and grew some metaphorical balls. There is always a way through, and my god with the amount you've been through in your life, hell knows you can find a way. Just pull yourself together, straighten out that shirt and jump to it! You'll be back on top in no time. 

 

 

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Taurus (20 Apr-20 May)

Finding yourself at the centre of lesbi-gossip lately, Taurus? We all know that rumours can cause problems, but why make a fuss about it? If people are talking about you at least everyone will know your name, just through that pretty little head of yours back and laugh in the face of those trying to slander your name. You're better than that! 

 

 

 

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Gemini (21 May-21 Jun)

Feel like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards, Gemini? It's not your fault that you've had so much going on. Christ, you've hardly had time to blink, let alone gather your shit together. Just take a moment to recuperate, don't let yourself run on empty, that's when things start to go downhill my friend, pamper yourself and just have some 'me time'.

 

 

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Cancer (22 Jun-22 Jul)

Everyone likes a challenge, Cancer, but there's absolutely no need to be so cocky about it! Sure, a wager on an arm wrestle or getting a lady's number is all in good jest, but when you begin challenging everyone about everything... It's just a bit full on. Winning is fun too, but being a sore loser just makes you look ridiculous, chill out and accept a loss once in a while. 

 

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Leo (23 Jul-22 Aug)

Feeling a little under the weather lately Leo? You poor thing, why don't you snuggle down with some blankets, good telly (with even better eye candy), lots of snacks and let your loved ones look after you? Don't let that lion-like pride get in the way, drop your guard and let someone look after you. You're allowed to relax you know, everyone is! Get well soon! 

 

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Virgo (23 Aug-22 Sep)

Woahhh, take it easy Virgo! You're not normally this quick to fly off the handle, so what's eating you? A problem shared is a problem halved you know, so instead of biting your friends heads off, why don't you try speaking to them eh? Don't let things rattle your cage so easily, not everyone is out to get you, smile and take some advice from your loved ones. 

 

 

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Libra (23 Sep-23 Oct)

Hold that head high Libra, you have nothing to be ashamed of - although it might feel that you've done something wrong, you need to have pride in your decisions. Did you see any of our favourite lesbians hanging their heads? Shane never did, nor Alex or Frankie, so keep going and don't listen to the crap people are throwing at you - you're stronger than that. 

 

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Scorpio (24 Oct-21 Nov)

Love? Ha! You might turn your nose up, Scorpio, but you need to take notice of your feelings. That warm fuzzy feeling isn't hunger or trapped wind, you might actually be feeling a little sentimental, that lovely woman might actually be getting to you. So why shy away from it? Jump in and go with it, what's the worst that could happen? 

 

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Sagittarius (22 Nov-21 Dec)

What, pray tell, Sagittarius, are you doing? I don't think this plan (probably hatched intoxicated at 3am) is going to be any good, but I'm not going to stop you. Your hard headed-ness is making your friends reluctant to question your actions so just beware, if things screw up they're unlikely to be there for you - you've made your bed I'm afraid...

 

 

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Capricorn (22 Dec-19 Jan)

Excuse me, Capricorn, but I think your liver's trying to tell you something. The last few nights, hazy nights I hasten to add, have been a massive and expensive blur so why don't you take it easy? Your body is craving your old friend H2O and it'd be nice if you could succumb to your body's wishes. Not only that, but I'm sure your plastic could do with a rest too...

 

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Aquarius (20 Jan-18 Feb)

Take note, Aquarius, you can't go around treating people like that. It's not massively fair is it? So you think of yourself as a bit of a lothario? A charmer? Well, even the best of the best have a little bit of heart, a conscience even. I'm all for having fun - whatever that fun may entail - but take it easy on the old emotions there. Otherwise you'll be the one in the gutter. 

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Pisces (19 Feb-20 Mar)

Big changes are coming, Pisces, but that's nothing to shy away from! You're no stranger to things changing in your life (sometimes not for the better) but this time feels different right? So don't be down, whack a big ole smile on your face and look forward to it all - it might be different, but my god it's been a long time coming. Get excited, it's your time!

 

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