After flirting with Martine online, The Cheeky Charmer decides to go on a date BY THE CHEEKY CHARMER, IMAGE BY KELLY SIKKEMA VIA UNSPLASH Things I’ve learnt this week: There is such a thing as too much hair wax I can’t apply make-up without looking like someone’s melted a wax work I can’t do non-monogamy, [….]
The Cheeky Charmer continues their New Year’s quest to find a wife BY THE CHEEKY CHARMER, IMAGE BY SHVETS PRODUCTION VIA PEXELS It’s been a while and I’m not convinced this is how I’ll find “the one” but meeting IRL is still not what it was pre-pandemic. I log into Plenty Of Fish and 120 [….]
And this is how The Cheeky Charmer begins their 2022 quest for a wife BY THE CHEEKY CHARMER, IMAGE BY COTTONBRO VIA PEXELS When I did this before, the best thing anyone asked was: “What kind of biscuit would you be?” Giant chocolate Bourbon obvs – the king of biscuits 🤷♀️. The evening starts with [….]
The year is 2026, and The Cheeky Charmer gets a lot more than what they asked Santa for BY THE CHEEKY CHARMER, IMAGE BY ANNA SHVETS VIA PEXELS Christmas 2026: By Christmas Eve everyone is sick of me singing It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas in my best Bing Crosby voice. The kids [….]
The Cheeky Charmer books the world’s smallest Air BnB and trusts their love life to the fates (aka their friend’s wife) BY THE CHEEKY CHARMER, IMAGE BY COTTONBRO VIA PEXELS Friday: I’m in the world’s smallest Air BnB. It’s also an exaggeration. I’m sure there are tinier places. If you’re a hobbit… But I’m in [….]
The Cheeky Charmer loses their cheek, charm and girlfriend BY THE CHEEKY CHARMER, IMAGE BY JACKIE TSANG VIA PEXELS It’s December 2017. I board the flight to Helsinki, soaking in the cosy warmth of the cabin. Throughout the flight, I keep peeking inside the little box that contains the ring. The ring I’m going to [….]
The Cheeky Charmer writes their letter to Santa asking to be moved off the naughty list BY THE CHEEKY CHARMER, IMAGE BY JULIA LARSON VIA PEXELS Dear Santa… I wish I could say I’ve been good this year but we both know I’m The Cheeky Charmer for a reason. I’d blame the devil on my [….]
